• COMMISSION E - more good sense from Germany
• MONICA LEWINSKY - the nightmare on Pennsylvania Avenue that won't go away
• NUTRITIONISTS - national treasures, or prissybutts?
• OYSTER EXTRACT - lifts you up where you belong
• PEYOTE - It's not for everyone.
• QUINOA - America embraces the Goosefoot.
• RELIGIOUS WAR - oxymoron nonpareil
• SEAWEED - Wrap it around your Sushi In Paradise.
• TRYPTOPHAN - another testament to the crookedness and stupidity of the FDA
• UVA-URSI - It's not just for girls.
• VANILLA - Cortes finds gold in them-thar orchids.
• WALKING - "...a genius...for sauntering." ~Thoreau

Tags: COMMISSION E, MONICA LEWINSKY, NUTRITIONISTS, OYSTER EXTRACT, PEYOTE, QUINOA, RELIGIOUS WAR, SEAWEED, TRYPTOPHAN, UVA-URSI, VANILLA, WALKING

• ALLSPICE - Columbus' first major substitution
• BACH FLOWER REMEDIES - hocum, or pocum?
• CHI (QI, PRANA) - It's really real
• DECIDUOUS TREES - I could have won a million!
• ENVIRONMENT / RECYCLING - In Yazoo City, they just don't care.
• FREE RADICALS - Can Vitamin E get rid of Jane Fonda?
• GUMPTION - outlawed in the U.S. Senate
• HOMOPHOBIA - fear and loathing in the Magnolia State
• IATROGENIC ILLNESS - What do you get in hospitals? Staph!
• JOJOBA - Save The Whales!
• KELP - good stuff, but oh, so yucky
• LOTUS - Serve some to your family today!

Tags: Allspice, Bach Flower Remedies, CHI (Qi, Prana), Deciduous Trees, Environment, Recycling, Free Radicals, Gumption, Homophonbia, Iatrogenic Illness, Jojoba, Kelp, Lotus, Meadowsweet