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A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, Y, Z

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A

VITAMIN A - Eat your carrots, sweet potatoes and turnip greens! - OS #14

ADAPTOGENS - How do it know? - OS #21

AFFIRMATIVE ACTION - It's time for a change. - OS #6

AGAVE - Put a rope around that bottle of tequila there, podnah. - OS #21

AGRIMONY - In the South, it's plain old "cuckleburr." - OS #17

ALLOPATHY - Forsworn enemy of Homeopathy, and all things Alternative - OS #27

ALLSPICE - Columbus' first major substitution - OS #1

ALOE - for Warts, Bad Breath and Smelly Feet - OS #9

ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE - It's "complementary," not "alternative" - OS #12

ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE IN BRITAIN - Personal from Donny - OS #27

ALUMINUM - Does it cause Alzheimer's Disease? - OS #16

AMA (American Medical Association) - Personal from Donny - OS #18

ANDREW WEIL - the hippy from Harvard - OS #3

ANNIE'S STORY - Personal from Donny - OS #16

ANTIOXIDANTS - the authentic, actual, genuine "man's best friend" - OS #12

APPLES lower fever, kill viruses, clear debris from your teeth (chew on that). - OS #20

ARNICA - For cowboys and kamikaze Little Leaguers - OS #26

AROMATHERAPY - "It's not scientific," says Dr. Prissybutt. - OS #15

ASTRAGALUS - Chinese cousin of American Loco Weed - OS #22

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B

BACH FLOWER REMEDIES - Hocum, or Pocum? - OS #1

BAY LAUREL - Great for beef stew or dandruff! - OS #18

B-COMPLEX - the essential supplement for baby-boomers - OS #15

BELLADONNA - Have a bite of this, dearie. - OS #6

BIRTHDAYS - Personal from Donny - OS #21

BLACKBERRY - Ramble in the Bramble. - OS #13

BLACK CHERRY - Got gout? Drink Cherry Juice! - OS #13

BLACK PEPPER - Who knew it was medicine? - OS #22

BLACK WALNUT - Native American medicinal treasure - OS #13

BO TREE - What do figs know? - OS #3

BRUSSELS SPROUTS - Baby Cabbages, or teenagers from Belgium? - OS #22

BUCHU - Another African-American - OS #27

BUCKWHEAT - It's Otay! - OS #9

BUDDY CAN YOU SPARE A DIME? - Give a little something for the Indian kids. - OS #32

BUSH VETOES STEM CELL LEGISLATION - Payback to the Christian Right - OS #33

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C

VITAMIN C - You're not getting enough! - OS #14

CAN CANCER BE CURED? - or is it extra-terrestrial? - OS #16

CANNABIS SATIVA INDICA - Donny talks dope. - OS #3

CAROB & KING JAMES - Personal From Donny - OS #19

CARROTS contain Cox-2 Inhibitors. - OS #20

CHASTE TREE - helps men live through their wives' PMS - OS #21

CHERRY - Got gout? Drink Cherry Juice! - OS #13

CHERVIL - Another Russian in Paris - OS #26

CHI (QI, PRANA) - It's really real. - OS #1

CHROMIUM - another Adaptogen - OS #22

CILANTRO - for Fartless Beans - OS #9

CINNAMON - personal aromatherapy of Queen Hatshepsut - OS #12

CLOVE - OK, Cloves. - OS #12

CLUB MOSS - New Hope for those who suffer with Alzheimer's - OS #18

COCA, COCAINE, & THE WAR ON DRUGS - Personal from Donny - OS #20

COCONUT GROVE, FLORIDA - Paradise paved - OS #6

CO-ENZYME Q10 - "It's everywhere!" - OS #27

COLDS PREVENTION - You might consider Florida. - OS #15

COLD TURKEY - Political Commentary by Kurt Vonnegut - OS #28

COMFREY - a weed for stubbin' the nubbin' - OS #6

COMMISSION E - more good sense from Germany - OS #2

CORIANDER - Fresh smells fetid; dried is delightful. - OS #14

COYOTE LOKI HERMES MERCURY - The Tricksters - OS #32

CUBEB - Piper cubeba...should it be Piper pubeba? - OS #23

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D

VITAMIN D - You will never have another ricket! - OS #23

DAHOON - not a shirt, not a zither - OS #21

DAIKON - giant Winter radish - OS #20

DAMIANA - How's your sex life? - OS #3

DANCE MOVEMENT THERAPY - exorcising with Elvis - OS #18

DANDELION - Bane of lawn freaks, Dandelions are food and medicine! - OS #20

DECIDUOUS TREES - I could have won a million! - OS #1

DHA - Learn to love fish! - OS #19

DHEA - The "Anti-Aging" supplement - OS #27

DILL - Have you got bad breath? - OS #6

DIOECIOUS / MONOECIOUS - OS #9

DOMHNACH SUNDAY - Huckleberry, Blueberry, BILBERRY F* YEAH! - OS #33

DULSE - from the bountiful sea, today's futuristic food - OS #13

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E

ECHINACEA - "It keeps you from getting sick." ~G.H. - OS #23

ECOLOGY - Personal from Donny - OS #24

EGGPLANT - Please don't eat the leaves. - OS #23

EGGS - Humpty, or Dumpty? - OS #3

ELECTION 2004 - OS #29

ENGLISH HOLLY - Tree/Hedge - OS #9

ENOKI - another Asian-American - OS #18

ENVIRONMENT / RECYCLING - In Yazoo City, they just don't care. - OS #1

EPIZOODIX - "Go away and leave me alone!" - OS #23

EUCALYPTUS - more than food for cuddly koalas - OS #16

EUPHORBIA / SPURGE - a weed for skin cancer - OS #19

EVENING PRIMROSE - another subversive import? - OS #6

EWING STREET TIMES - the best band you never heard - OS #28

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F

FAGGOTS - Caution: contains references to Jerry Falwell - OS #9

FALSE UNICORN - something wonderful for the girls - OS #19

FAR EAST HANDICRAFTS - What's happening in Kathmandu? - OS #6

FDA (Food & Drug Administration) - almost too disgusting for words - OS #3

FDA CRACKS DOWN ON ANDRO - This is cracking down? - OS #28

FELDENKRAIS METHOD® - awareness through movement® - OS #3

FEVERFEW - At 10¢ a pop, Donny says "It's worth a try." - OS #25

FLUORIDE - fights tooth decay, and makes you very sick - OS #20

FORAGING WILD FOOD - Personal from Donny - OS #23

FORGIVENESS - the greatest power - OS #4

FRED NEIL - Update and Goodbye, Fred - OS #24

FREE RADICALS - Can Vitamin E get rid of Jane Fonda? - OS #1

FUNNY STUFF 31 - In my InBox - OS #31

FUNNY STUFF 32 - from Broomrider and others - OS #32

FUNNY STUFF 33 - Well, I think it's funny. - OS #33

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G

GARDEN - Wanna "get real?" Take up Gardening. - OS #21

GARLIC - Like turnip greens, it's "good for what ails you." - OS #25

GAS PLANT - the Biblical Burning Bush of Moses? - OS #9

GAY PRIDE - OpinionSoup Position Paper by President Dr Donny - OS #33

GENISTEIN - Good old Geni Stein. She could really play the piano. - OS #22

GENTIAN - But can it play jai-alai? - OS #26

GEORGE BUSH RESUME - I did not write this! - OS #28

GERMANIUM - jumper cables for your immune system - OS #19

GINGER - "Morning Sickness" can come at any time of day! - OS #7

GINSENG - the gift of Confucius, now popular with truck-drivers - OS #16

GLUCOSAMINE - super glue for connective tissue - OS #16

GOLDENSEAL - will not help you pass your drug test - OS #15

GOODBYE TO ENTERTAINMENT GREATS 2000 - Personal from Donny - OS #15

GOODBYE TO GREATS 2004 - A Tribute to Notables - OS #31

GOODBYE TO THESE DEPARTED 2005 - Personal from Donny - OS #33

GOTU-KOLA - This is your brain on herbs. - OS #4

GRAPE SEED EXTRACT - Got varicose veins? - OS #6

GUARANA - You could just buy No-Doz®, I guess. - OS #17

GUGGUL - treats obesity and high cholesterol - OS #18

GUMPTION - outlawed in the U.S. Senate - OS #1

GUN CONTROL AND THE LAW - Rosie, puh-leeze! - OS #7

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H

5-HTP - When you're feeling Blue - OS #27

HAPPINESS is a pair of $130 sneakers. - OS #20

HAWTHORN - Have a heart? You need to know more about Hawthorn. - OS #19

HEALING & ETHICS - Do these two go together? - OS #8

HEALTH CARE - Cattle Call - OS #4

HEROES - are made, by the Government. - OS #28

HOMOPHOBIA - fear and loathing in the Magnolia State - OS #1

HONEY - What do bees know? - OS #16

HONEYSUCKLE - Detoxify your hummingbirds! - OS #9

HOT STUFF - Hold your face back a little on this one. - OS #31

HOUSEPLANTS - botanical air-purifiers - OS #7

HUMOR - Personal from Donny - OS #22

HYDRANGEA - Look, but don't smoke. - OS #24

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I

IATROGENIC ILLNESS - What do you get in hospitals? Staph! - OS #1

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST NOVEMBER - You voted for him, didn't you? - OS #31

INFLAMMATION - Protective Reaction, and herbs to treat over-reaction - OS #24

INOSITOL - Rate it B: a cut above - OS #4

IN PRAISE OF TEACHERS - Personal from Donny - OS #14

INTELLIGENCE - What is it? - OS #10

INTRODUCTION - Hello, Howdy, etc. - OS #1

IODINE - for Thyroid Function - OS #10

IRISH MOSS - food for leprechauns - OS #18

IRON - increases resistance to stress and disease - OS #7

IS THAT A WMD I SEE? - No, Sir, that's a camel turd. - OS #31

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J

JACK-IN-THE-PULPIT - Got Gas? - OS #7

JASMINE - "Jasmine Tea" is a potent cancer-fighter. - OS #24

JERUSALEM ARTICHOKE - Personal from Donny - OS #23

JETHRO KLOSS - the Stephen King of herbs (he goes on and on and on) - OS #4

JEWELWEED - Touch Me Not! - OS #10

JOE PYE WEED - No sweat? - OS #12

JOJOBA - Save The Whales! - OS #1

JUST SAY "NO" - Mae West, Lorenzo, Cocaine, and Tallulah Bankhead - OS #19

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K

VITAMIN K - unknown to Rasputin - OS #19

KALE - In the South, they're Collards. - OS #8

KAVA - The new Valium® of Wall Street. - OS #7

KELP - good stuff, but oh, so yucky - OS #1

KIDNEYS - You need at least one. - OS #10

KNOWLEDGE - Ding, or Flop? - OS #10

KOHLRABI - German Turnip-Cabbage - OS #18

KOMBU - not related to Kombucha - OS #13

KOMBUCHA - not related to Kombu - OS #13

KUMQUAT - "Eat the rind, you say?" - OS #25

KUZU (KUDZU) - "...a vegetable form of cancer" ~James Dickey - OS #4

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L

LAZINESS - "Just give me something for it." - OS #5

LEMON - the fruit that fades your freckles - OS #7

LEMON BALM Tea will put you to sleep quicker than a Danielle Steele novel. - OS #13

LEMONGRASS - why there are no mosquitoes at Thai restaurants - OS #18

LEW DEWITT - Counting Flowers On The Wall - OS #31

LIVER - Set 'em up, Joe. - OS #10

LOMATIUM - Send those viruses packing. - OS #19

LOST LOVE, LOVE LOST - when eggs have legs... - OS #15

LOTUS - Serve some to your family today! - OS #1

LOVE - Personal From Donny - OS #9

LUTEIN - Was Popeye a visionary? - OS #23

LYCOPENE - Pass the ketchup, please! - OS #4

LYSINE - Doing battle with HeOSes 1 - OS #21

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M

MACADAMIA NUTS - from the wonderful land of Oz - OS #15

MACE - gentle on your mind - OS #14

MADAGASCAR PERIWINKLE - another African-American - OS #4

MAGNESIUM SALICYLATE - Doan's Pills - OS #23

MAGUEY - Arriba! - OS #7

MA-HUANG - Outlawed in Australia, approved by the FDA - OS #26

MAITAKE MUSHROOM - "What IS this?" - OS #22

MANGANESE - keeps those sex hormones pumping - OS #9

MANGO - Miss Daisy's favorite exotic - OS #16

MARIJUANA REFUGEE - Personal from Donny - OS #25

MARJORAM - Mama mia! Now THAT's Italian! - OS #18

MARK TWAIN - Personal from Donny - OS #26

MEADOWSWEET - aspirin from a bush - OS #1

MEDICAL SCHOOLS - Hippocratic what? - OS #17

MELATONIN - I'm a Night Person. NOT - OS #27

MESCALINE - Let's take a trip across time and space; to the 70's and beyond. - OS #13

MESQUITE - You don't know enough about it! - OS #19

MILK THISTLE - When Joe has set up too many. - OS #10

MINT - Oh, fiddle-de-dee! - OS #12

MISO - prepared by nearly-naked Japanese men - OS #12

MISTLETOE - I'll add the secret Druid stuff later. - OS #12

MONDO GRASS - Give that lawnmower to Goodwill, and Rock On! - OS #23

MONICA LEWINSKY - the nightmare on Penn. Ave. that won't go away - OS #2

MORE PINKO COMMIE FAG LINKS - from Donny, Tracy and Hope - OS #32

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N

NETTLE - The most remarkable weed on the entire planet - OS #24

NEW AGE - What's "new" about it? - OS #25

NEW LENNON ALBUM COMING - from John's Beautiful Boy Sean - OS #33

NITRATES & NITRITES - when "cured" means "carcinogenic" - OS #8

NORI - more treasure from the sea - OS #13

NORMAL - Donny is not normal. - OS #23

NOW READ THIS - left-wing commie pinko fag links - OS #28

NOW READ THIS - More Left-Wing Commie Pinko Fag Links - OS #31

NUTMEG - I'm thinking Eggnog. - OS #12

NUTRITIONISTS - National Treasures, or Prissybutts? - OS #2

NUTRITION SCIENCE - What, exactly, is your family eating? - OS #17

NUTRITION TIPS FOR BETTER LIVING - From Dr Donny and the UC Berkeley Wellness Letter - OS #31

NUTS - to you - OS #4

NUX VOMICA - not as gentle as the Pied Piper - OS #10

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O

OATS - why the Scots are such a horny bunch - OS #10

OKRA - Scummy, or Slimy? - OS #4

ONION - Onion-eaters do not get worms. - OS #15

OPOSSUM - Eat More Possum! - OS #18

ORAL CONTRACEPTIVES - Better than condoms or abstinence? Guess again. - OS #17

ORANGE - Another Asian-American - OS #22

OREGANO - Now THAT's Italian. - OS #20

ORGANIC FOOD - Not in my town, you don't! - OS #8

OSHA - Herbal Risk Management? - OS #21

OYSTER EXTRACT - lifts you up where you belong - OS #2

OZ BACH - Spanky and Our Gang, minus one more (another man done gone) - OS #28

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P

PART OF ALL YOU EARN IS YOURS TO KEEP - The Richest Man In Babylon - OS #28

PASSIONFLOWER - Secret Southern Sleep-Aid - OS #26

PASTA - "I don't think we carry that." - OS #21

PATIENTS GET WRONG HIV REPORTS - while Lab Rats play grab-ass - OS #28

PEACH - Eat A Peach! - OS #13

PEANUTS - Peas, or Nuts? - OS #17

PEAR - ...home-made Pear preserves with hot, buttered biscuits...! - OS #16

PEYOTE - it's not for everyone - OS #2

PISTACHIO - Fruits, not nuts - OS #25

PITUITARY GLAND - What is it? - OS #27

PLANTAIN - Two entries for the price of one - OS #26

PLUMS - Dried-up Plums and Senators become Prunes. - OS #5

POEM (Poetry) - Someone Stole My Poems - OS #25

POISON HEMLOCK - Socrates raps to youths - OS #8

POPE DECRIES HUMANISM - And all Progressives - OS #31

POULTRY - All the world cries Fowl! - OS #10

PRAYER - for healing of the sick - OS #18

PUBLIC EDUCATION - How well can your children read and write? - OS #13

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Q

QUASSIA - "Unscientific and unsubstantiated claims," says the FDA. - OS #24

QUERCETIN - Queer who? - OS #11

QUINCE - in my own back yard - OS #8

QUININE - "Another gin-and-tonic, please; and speak up!" - OS #5

QUINOA - America embraces the Goosefoot. - OS #2

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R

RDA / RDI - antiquated / useless - OS #11

THE RED ASS - a condition with many unrelated contributing factors - OS #14

RED CLOVER - cancer-fighting highway weed - OS #17

RED PEPPER - from head to toe, a real cure-all - OS #8

RED RASPBERRY - Red? Yes. Berry? No. - OS #5

RED ROVER - This is not about anything. - OS #17

REFLEXOLOGY - A treat for your feet - OS #25

RELIGIOUS WAR - oxymoron nonpareil - OS #2

REMEMBERING OUR FALLEN IN IRAQ & THEIR FAMILIES - Too Many Gone, for Nothing - OS #33

ROYAL JELLY - Ho-Hum, or Hum-Bug? - OS #24

RRCANNA ELEVATES FIRST SAINTS - President Dr Donny Picks 'em - OS #33

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S

SADDAM'S REVENGE - Joe Klein in Time - OS #32

SEAWEED - Wrap it around your Sushi In Paradise. - OS #2

SEE ME FEEL ME TOUCH ME HEAL ME - So sue me - OS #32

SELENIUM - It may raise your sperm count, if you are male. - OS #5

SHELLFISH - high-protein brain food - OS #14

SOBA NOODLES - Japanese Soul Food - OS #14

SODIUM NITRITE - prevents botulism, contributes to cancer - OS #14

SOY - Soyburger in Paradise! - OS #22

SPICES - Got herbs in your spice rack? - OS #20

SQUASH - Another Native American - OS #26

STARDUST - More bad poetry from Don Coyote - OS #27

STONING THE PRESIDENT - Mick speaks out. - OS #32

STRESS - It takes a worried man to sing a worried song. - OS #15

STREWING HERBS - Whew! Honey, time to muck out the house! - OS #11

SUGAR CANE - "Guarapo, por favor!" - OS #21

SULFITES - Where's the FDA? In Cozumel, or Hilton Head Island, or... - OS #27

SUSHI - Have it your way. - OS #8

SWEET POTATO - Once and for all: Sweet Potatoes are NOT Yams! - OS #14

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T

TEN YEARS WITH OSCAR - What Won, and What Should Have Won - OS #31

TIENCHI - better than aspirin, but harder to find - OS #8

TIPS FROM DR WEIL - snippets from the Hippy From Harvard - OS #32

TIPS FROM DR WEIL II - Andrew, you da man! - OS #33

TOMATILLO - The AUTHENTIC "Cherry Tomato" - OS #25

TOMATO - lowers your chances of getting prostate cancer - OS #5

TRYPTOPHAN - more crookedness and stupidity from the FDA - OS #2

TURMERIC - Related to Ginger; also, Gilligan and The Skipper - OS #24

TURNIP - A truck? What truck? - OS #26

TYROSINE - Fire up some Dopamine! - OS #11

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U

UGLI FRUIT - It's very hooglie, mon! - OS #8

UMEBOSHI - beloved of Japanese old ladies - OS #5

UNDISCOVERED / UNEXAMINED - Life is worth living! - OS #11

UNPROCESSED FOODS - so good, and so good FOR you - OS #15

USNEA - Anti-Bacterial Lichen - OS #24

UVA-URSI - it's not just for girls - OS #2

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V

VALERIAN - your herbal alternative to Valium, Halcion and Xanax - OS #5

VANILLA - Cortes finds gold in them-thar orchids - OS #2

VEGETABLE SALAD - Try it without the fatty dressing. - OS #17

VEGETABLES IN GENERAL - Mom's Commandment: Eat Your Vegetables! - OS #8

VEGETARIANISM (SEMI) - Undeniably Superior for your Good Health - OS #22

VERONICA - one of the Speedwell girls - OS #16

VERVAIN - Verbena - OS #12

VIAGRA® - Who needs it? - OS #13

VITAMINS - You gettin' any? - OS #11

VOTING - Do it for Uncle Jim - OS #11

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W

WAKAME - Viva-Natural - OS #13

WALKING - "...a genius...for sauntering." ~Thoreau - OS #2

WATER - There is no substitute! - OS #5

WAXED PRODUCE & FRUIT - Danger, Will Robinson! - OS #11

WESTERN CIVILIZATION - Love it or leave it. - OS #17

WESTERN DIET - Fat Americans pig out, get fatter. - OS #8

WHATEVER-THERE-IS SOUP/STEW - Donny's Special Dish - OS #20

WHAT I HEARD ABOUT IRAQ IN 2005 - by Eliot Weinberger - OS #33

WHOLE-GRAIN FOODS - Mikey likes it! Donny and Jonnie, too! - OS #23

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? - questionable quotes - OS #28

WICCA - "Good Witches are very beautiful." ~Glynda, to Dorothy - OS #25

WILD MEXICAN YAM - It's Wild! It's Mexican! - OS #26

WORLD WILDLIFE FUND - Get a free umbrella (for $15). - OS #3

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Y

YAM - I'd sooner eat cardboard. - OS #8

YARROW - Stop that razor cut, and throw the I Ching. - OS #5

YAUPON - This is not about Walt Whitman. - OS #11

YELLOW DOG DEMOCRATS - Do they care who's running? - OS #3

YERBA MANSA - Southwestern Soggy Bottom Miracle Herb - OS #23

YERBA SANTA - Bronchial Amigo - OS #24

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Z

ZEN - Not in my town, you don't! - OS #8

ZINC - A little zinc keeps you in the pink. - OS #3

ZINC OXIDE OINTMENT - popular with beach freaks - OS #11


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